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Auto correction?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:13 am
by kiwi
I just wrote a post where the word „shit“ was in, and it was replaced with „RV Loco“.

If this is by purpose, think about replacing it with stars or something like it. It‘s funny - but it also makes no sense in my eyes and I am sure people wonder why I used the name of a car in the middle of a sentence, and think I am a little bit stupid?

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:14 am
by kiwi
It was replaced again.

Shit
Shit
Shit

lol.

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:17 am
by Marv
It's a feature so you fucking bitch can't swear or write other shit.

I can offer to replace the word that occurs in "New are of shit" with something else, though. I'll make it up to your suggestion, you bitch.

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:18 am
by kiwi
Holy shit. Fuck this.

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:21 am
by kiwi
Ok I begin to like this.

Fuck this shit and keep it the way it is.

Edit:

Dickhead
Fool
Motherfucker
Hitler

There is some impovement necessary.

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:54 am
by URV
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
10/10. Thanks, Marv.

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:12 pm
by Gorgonzola
So you can't swear here? For fucking fuck sake

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:14 pm
by URV
As much as I enjoy swearing, I am willing to give up on it in favour of spinning grilled cheeses.

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:34 pm
by kiwi
Nice improvements, Marv. My personal favourite of the new auto corrections is Hitler.

Hitler, fucking asshole.

Re: Auto correction?

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:18 pm
by Balesz
Auto correction? Lemme try this:
You're a stupid fuck of a cunt for even coming up with this damn idea shit of a bitch ass thread.